😂 Trending Reddit Jokes - November 02, 2026

They were good, but this was wholly unnecessary

It's not rocket sci... I mean it's not brain surgery.

Pronunciation game

You just get what you deserve!

Because their ancestors had bad experiences with matches on Tinder. (I just heard this on another platform. Apologies if told recently.)

She was all like, “Ew, Jesus! Get these things off of me!”

It's unsuitable.

The j'accuzi!

I saw this and maybe I just dont know who the guy on the left is, but what is this trying to say?

America's Test Kitchen and thus paywalled, but the recipe is for "Unstuffed Shells with Butternut Squash and Leeks." I have no idea what "only 4 recipes?!?!?" means unless the commenter searched for... something, and 4 recipes matched, but that's very much Main Character Syndrome.

*(Read the description in the highlighted post)* I know that this isn't really a meme but idrc. I just decided to post this here.

today, 88% of men kiss their house goodbye when leaving their wife.

A guys gets set up a blind date. He's pleasantly surprised at how attractive she is, but soon discovers that she's a Sunday School teacher and a bit of a wet blanket. During dinner, he asks what kind of wine she would like, but she only says, "Oh, I couldn't have a drink - what would I tell the children at Sunday School?" As they were leaving the restaurant he offers her a cigarette, but she only says, "Oh, I couldn't have a smoke - what would I tell the children at Sunday School?" He decided to drive her home as it was clear the night wasn't going anywhere. He walked her to her door and was about to leave when she grabbed him by the arm and suggested he come inside. As soon as the door was shut, she tore his clothes off and the two had passionate sex right there on the floor. Laying there afterwards, the guy says, "Wow, that was fantastic! But what will you tell the children at Sunday School?" "You don't have to drink and smoke to have a good time."

A group of friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under the weight of an eight-point buck. "Where's Henry?" the others asked. "Henry had a stroke of some kind. He's a couple of miles back up the trail," the successful hunter replied. "You left Henry laying out there and carried the deer back?" they inquired, shocked. "A tough call," nodded the hunter. "But I figured no one is going to steal Henry!

...Are driving together on Route 66. It's beginning to get dark and they are wishing for a place to stop but there isn't a town for miles. Then they spot an old farmhouse and decide to ask. The farmer meets them at the door and listens to their request. He says that he would be glad to let them stay but he only has 2 extra beds, so one of them would have to sleep in the barn. The Monk says that since his religion values self sacrifice he'd sleep in the barn. About five minutes later there was a tap on the door. When there farmer opened the door there stood the Monk."I can't do it, there's a cow in there, cows are sacred." With a sigh the rabbi says that he'll sleep in the barn. 10 minutes later there's a knock on the door. There stands the rabbi. "There's a pig in the barn, pigs are unclean'" The lawyer says "this is just insane, I'll sleep in barn. l'Il see yall in the morning." 3 minutes later there is the sound of heavy running footsteps on the porch and the door is struck with a...

They told me I wasn’t putting in enough shifts

...Are driving together on Route 66. It's beginning to get dark and they are wishing for a place to stop but there isn't a town for miles. Then they spot an old farmhouse and decide to ask. The farmer meets them at the door and listens to their request. He says that he would be glad to let them stay but he only has 2 extra beds, so one of them would have to sleep in the barn. The Monk says that since his religion values self sacrifice he'd sleep in the barn. About five minutes later there was a tap on the door. When there farmer opened the door there stood the Monk."I can't do it, there's a cow in there, cows are sacred." With a sigh the rabbi says that he'll sleep in the barn. 10 minutes later there's a knock on the door. There stands the rabbi. "There's a pig in the barn, pigs are unclean'" The lawyer says "this is just insane, I'll sleep in barn. l'Il see yall in the morning." 3 minutes later there is the sound of heavy running footsteps on the porch and the door is struck with a...

Ordinarily this would not be unusual, however, he is completely naked and covered in baby oil. "Wayne!! what the hell are you doing??? "Well, you said I never glisten!!" "LISTEN!! Wayne. I said you never listen"

One says: “our guy always uses a condom and we will never get any action. I hear ovaries are to die for.” Other says: “let’s lead a movement and convince few sperms to attack hard next time, make a hole, and sacrifice themselves for the goodness of the community.” So the day comes and they charge. The plan works. Some sperms break through and start yelling: “oh shit oh shit”.

The rabbit turns to the other two and says, "I think I might be a typo."

"Mr Bruce Smith?" "Yes officer, what is it?" "I'm afraid there's been terrible incident at Bondi Beach, and we'd like you to come with us to formally identify your half-brother Frank." "My ha...? You mean my brother Frank?" "Nah mate, the sharks got him."

It may sound *corny*, but every year I do a mashup/pun costume, and this year I went for something *finger-licking good*. I think it turned out a-*maize*\-ing!